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<body link="#0000ff" vlink="#800080" background="image15.jpg"> <DIR> <B><I><U><FONT FACE="Party" SIZE=7 COLOR="#ff0000"><P ALIGN="CENTER"><A NAME="Anfang">J</FONT><FONT FACE="Party" SIZE=7 COLOR="#0000ff">o</FONT><FONT FACE="Party" SIZE=7 COLOR="#008000">ke</FONT><FONT FACE="Party" SIZE=7 COLOR="#000080">s</A></P> </B></I></U></FONT><FONT FACE="Bimini" SIZE=5 COLOR="#000000"><P ALIGN="CENTER">Ich habe diese Seite ein wenig umgestaltet. Die Witze findet ihr auf der entsprechenden Seite (Witze.htm </FONT><FONT FACE="Wingdings" SIZE=5 COLOR="#000000">J</FONT><FONT FACE="Bimini" SIZE=5 COLOR="#000000"> ). Die Scherzprogramme und Bilder findet ihr unten. 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